Σάββατο 2 Οκτωβρίου 2010
Παρασκευή 7 Μαΐου 2010
Δευτέρα 7 Δεκεμβρίου 2009
Sweet Talk
On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying “Pass the sugar, sugar.... Pass the honey, honey.”
Then he says, “Pass the tea, you old bag.”
Then he says, “Pass the tea, you old bag.”
Τρίτη 27 Οκτωβρίου 2009
Κυριακή 4 Οκτωβρίου 2009
Autumn
You Are Warm Apple Cider |
 You love to feel warm and full. You love all the small comforts that come with fall. Unlike most people, you are as active in fall as you are in the summer. You just make sure and keep warm. For you, fall is the perfect time of year to visit cafes or go for long walks. The season makes you feel energized. You love the bustle of everyone being back from the summer vacation and back to work. |
Κυριακή 20 Σεπτεμβρίου 2009
Octopus Love
Question: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Answer: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand
Πέμπτη 3 Σεπτεμβρίου 2009
The Judge and the Desert
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.
The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.
Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.
The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
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